Tom Waits

a sketch of the god of song, and master of the sirens. creator of the art of lovemaking, inventor of sailing, and dancing, destroyer of worlds, friend to the brave, slayer of dragons and ninjas, and keeper of souls..... TOM WAITS!

First donation!

i get a donation! someone give me 1 u.s. dollar! i should put it in the bank, but i find on the nets a site who gives me a huge penis! all i had to do is buy one pill for two u.s. dollars, i had to clear out my savings account for the other half of cost, but A HUGE PENIS is worth it, No? YES!

LASER tower

did you know! Laser is acronym for: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

avril lavign

i will give you more sugar for your breakfast radish! YES. HOT? she can. not only can she, but she can write bold/stress free songs, dance, and can sing like naked angels swinging from stars.

no snow

still no snow, i am start to wonder when it will snow. i am still bold, though.

"motorcycle" party

i bring my ruckus to a motorcycle party, i am glad i am not the only one (one is not enough) who, as you say, bring radish to a fight with melon. there were 2 radishes.

I BUY A SNOWPLOW!! now so when I walk down street people will want to buy me a radish, or take me to go pole vaulting because I keep streets free of snow. I will plow every day, if it snow on sunday, I will plow, if it snow on thursday, I will plow! I am so excited!

ABC poem

America blows.

Corporate diseased elephants force genocide.

Honorable infections justify killing.

Listen, money now owns people.

Quiet! Remember suffering.

The unheard voices weep.

Xerxes, yes

Zealot.

every word starts with the next letter until you get to z. I write this one

if you write one i post. thank you. YES.

ABC poem

see above

Snow plow

This is what i am looking for! i can still not find on the list of craig. help me. I want to plow the world.

Milla not too FAT?

It has come to my attention that maybe milla is not TOO fat, and maybe she have baby. so she is still hot, like so many cinders on the heart of loving sex.

No snowplow.

by the way the list of craig has NO snowplow. i will look tomorrow.

CHICKEN

I have cockatiel, her name is CHICKEN. Look at her, she is both handsome and bold, the very heart is brave and small. I will post real picture in future.

Milla too fat

so i was looking for snowplow! on the internets,
when i come across picture of Milla Jovovich.
someone has already given
her too many sandwiches, she is too fat. she is not hot

MILLA JOVOVICH

my brother says that milla jovovich is too skinny. i say no. he says yes. he says that he wants to make her sandwiches of cold gull. then she will be HOT! i still think that she is HOT! but i really want a sandwich of gull, but i like mine hot.

early to rise

Yes. it is only 10 of clock, and i go to bed early. i will wake at 5 to start my work as a plow. i am happy to plow the streets for people!

Neighbor lady!

click to Enlarge, words will not behave.

Milla Jovovich

she is MILLA JOVOVICH! i guess. she is HOT! she is like swimming with fuzzy sex dream. look.

Hufflefucking

good word!

HUFFLEFUCKING

it is when you are standing around not do what you are supposed to. Being silly, when you supposed to be serious. Use word as much as you can, i invent it and give permission. I think at work or by mom, you can use word Hufflepuffing.

i beer model!

i like to act like a beer model. i like a beer.
i like BEER! see. yes?

3 green tits

three is too many, two is good!

last DAY!

This is last day to work at applebee's. I will NO miss. I have look at list of CRAIG! I think i will buy snowplow! I work like a man. I will plow everyday. People will love me, I AM svolabold.

Lou Diamond Phillips

one HERO i would like to meet! Lou Diamond Phillips

Stupid fucking dogfish

i go fish in the sound. I KILL! dogfish. i catch hundreds

Amanda Tapping

i not sleep a nod last night, draw a PICTURE of amanda tapping. like a knife slicing the night of sex, look at the eyes.

Lake Chelan, Wa.

i go to vacation in LAKE CHELAN! so nice. i did no bring my cockatiel.

bald eagle coat.

one more nice draw. from the mind of svolabold. YES!