Saturday, September 6, 2008

things happen

A wonderfully bold/confusing song by band named COIL!

(Kill the creator!
Send them the bomb!)
Daddie, do you have another
Cigarette for me, I think
Maybe is getting late
Maybe time is running out
You know, I knew somebody once
Rifled through his drawers
I wasn't that suspicious, but
You know, these things
They happen
But, munyeca
Do you have a towel?
See those people gather round
Baby do you have a light?
What's it like in Ohio?
What d'you want to call me,
Honey, do you like my dress?
You know, I think the colour pink
Suits my complexion
Or is it a reflection
Of the sky outside, you know
Why those people
Crowding around?
You know I think your time
Is running out
What was your name, anyway?
No lipstick on his collar, but
Maybe it was blood
I don't know to this day, Dear
Do you have another, uh,
Did you light that cigarette for me? Oh!
Did you leave that on the side?
Do you have another
Cigarette for me, you know?
Well, I had somebody once
You know, we used to cook a lot
It was a..
Do you like chillies in Ohio?
Munyeca. Yo te ciaro.
Yo te ciaro Ohio. Muy bonito.
Where did I leave my matches?
I thought they were on
The table there
By the way, did you..?
Do you have some cash for me
Because you know I have to get a
Cab somewhere, after here.
You know, I don't want to push you,
But.. uh..
You know, I've got to go somewhere
There's something burning
In the kitchen
Did I put the peppers in?
I don't.. uh.. uh.. Oh dear..
Why are those people crowding
Round me in the street
You know you have to watch
Yourself, don't you?
Just a bit..
It's a bit of a commotion

robot with chickies

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Tom Waits

a sketch of the god of song, and master of the sirens. creator of the art of lovemaking, inventor of sailing, and dancing, destroyer of worlds, friend to the brave, slayer of dragons and ninjas, and keeper of souls..... TOM WAITS!

First donation!

i get a donation! someone give me 1 u.s. dollar! i should put it in the bank, but i find on the nets a site who gives me a huge penis! all i had to do is buy one pill for two u.s. dollars, i had to clear out my savings account for the other half of cost, but A HUGE PENIS is worth it, No? YES!

Friday, August 29, 2008

LASER tower

did you know! Laser is acronym for: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

Thursday, August 28, 2008

avril lavign

i will give you more sugar for your breakfast radish! YES. HOT? she can. not only can she, but she can write bold/stress free songs, dance, and can sing like naked angels swinging from stars.

Monday, August 25, 2008

no snow

still no snow, i am start to wonder when it will snow. i am still bold, though.

"motorcycle" party

i bring my ruckus to a motorcycle party, i am glad i am not the only one (one is not enough) who, as you say, bring radish to a fight with melon. there were 2 radishes.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I BUY A SNOWPLOW!! now so when I walk down street people will want to buy me a radish, or take me to go pole vaulting because I keep streets free of snow. I will plow every day, if it snow on sunday, I will plow, if it snow on thursday, I will plow! I am so excited!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

ABC poem

America blows.

Corporate diseased elephants force genocide.

Honorable infections justify killing.

Listen, money now owns people.

Quiet! Remember suffering.

The unheard voices weep.

Xerxes, yes


every word starts with the next letter until you get to z. I write this one

if you write one i post. thank you. YES.

ABC poem

see above

Friday, August 15, 2008

Snow plow

This is what i am looking for! i can still not find on the list of craig. help me. I want to plow the world.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Milla not too FAT?

It has come to my attention that maybe milla is not TOO fat, and maybe she have baby. so she is still hot, like so many cinders on the heart of loving sex.

Monday, August 11, 2008

No snowplow.

by the way the list of craig has NO snowplow. i will look tomorrow.


I have cockatiel, her name is CHICKEN. Look at her, she is both handsome and bold, the very heart is brave and small. I will post real picture in future.

Milla too fat

so i was looking for snowplow! on the internets,
when i come across picture of Milla Jovovich.
someone has already given
her too many sandwiches, she is too fat. she is not hot

Sunday, August 10, 2008


my brother says that milla jovovich is too skinny. i say no. he says yes. he says that he wants to make her sandwiches of cold gull. then she will be HOT! i still think that she is HOT! but i really want a sandwich of gull, but i like mine hot.

early to rise

Yes. it is only 10 of clock, and i go to bed early. i will wake at 5 to start my work as a plow. i am happy to plow the streets for people!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Neighbor lady!

click to Enlarge, words will not behave.

Milla Jovovich

she is MILLA JOVOVICH! i guess. she is HOT! she is like swimming with fuzzy sex dream. look.


good word!


it is when you are standing around not do what you are supposed to. Being silly, when you supposed to be serious. Use word as much as you can, i invent it and give permission. I think at work or by mom, you can use word Hufflepuffing.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

i beer model!

i like to act like a beer model. i like a beer.
i like BEER! see. yes?

3 green tits

three is too many, two is good!

last DAY!

This is last day to work at applebee's. I will NO miss. I have look at list of CRAIG! I think i will buy snowplow! I work like a man. I will plow everyday. People will love me, I AM svolabold.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Lou Diamond Phillips

one HERO i would like to meet! Lou Diamond Phillips

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Stupid fucking dogfish

i go fish in the sound. I KILL! dogfish. i catch hundreds

Friday, August 1, 2008

Amanda Tapping

i not sleep a nod last night, draw a PICTURE of amanda tapping. like a knife slicing the night of sex, look at the eyes.

Lake Chelan, Wa.

i go to vacation in LAKE CHELAN! so nice. i did no bring my cockatiel.

bald eagle coat.

one more nice draw. from the mind of svolabold. YES!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

hit and run

hello! i will be making nice draws
to share with all of my fans (please)
so here is my #1 one first art.

AK 47

Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov, yes. he shit out the big gun known as the Автомат Калашникова образца 1947 года. Or to the rest of us, the AK-47. and then he piss on his balls.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

amanda tapping! PLEASE!

amanda! she can please!

I am not a poet. but poem i write.

She cries, i don't listen
i don't care anymore
the love is gone, nothing there
i dream about other girl
better things, better times
anything would be better than this
its a chore to give her a kiss
not to mention
the hugging, fucking and talking
i cant stand her, when shes here
i don't love her anymore
i don't love her anymore
i don't miss her when shes gone
this has gone on for to long
i find myself hating her
she wants me to listen i don't listen
what do i do, i don't know
i need something better
better than this
better than her
i need something more
more than this
more than her
she sticks around
i don't know why
i wish she would leave
or even die
look at her ass look at her tits
look at her gut look at her lips
she used to look better than this
i almost cry when i wake up
and she is still there
what do i do i don't know
i fool around with other girls
she never knows shes dumb as hell
she used to be my one and only
i used to care i sued to listen
now shes nothing
i don't care i don't listen
when she cries i hide my smile
i let it slip once in a while
she doesn't see it shes dumb as hell
she says she loves me i say o.k.
what else am i supposed to say
look at her cry
look at me lie
she tries so hard
i try not to laugh


computer box magic

so, i am sitting here at my computer box, telling it what to do with my fingers. i do not know why this is happens? help me to know? but is it magic? i do not wish to know. yes.
hello, I am svolabold. yes. you are 17? please, piss on my blog. yes.