Monday, August 11, 2008

No snowplow.

by the way the list of craig has NO snowplow. i will look tomorrow.

CHICKEN


I have cockatiel, her name is CHICKEN. Look at her, she is both handsome and bold, the very heart is brave and small. I will post real picture in future.

Milla too fat



so i was looking for snowplow! on the internets,
when i come across picture of Milla Jovovich.
someone has already given
her too many sandwiches, she is too fat. she is not hot

Sunday, August 10, 2008

MILLA JOVOVICH

my brother says that milla jovovich is too skinny. i say no. he says yes. he says that he wants to make her sandwiches of cold gull. then she will be HOT! i still think that she is HOT! but i really want a sandwich of gull, but i like mine hot.

early to rise

Yes. it is only 10 of clock, and i go to bed early. i will wake at 5 to start my work as a plow. i am happy to plow the streets for people!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Neighbor lady!


click to Enlarge, words will not behave.

Milla Jovovich

she is MILLA JOVOVICH! i guess. she is HOT! she is like swimming with fuzzy sex dream. look.

Hufflefucking

good word!

HUFFLEFUCKING

it is when you are standing around not do what you are supposed to. Being silly, when you supposed to be serious. Use word as much as you can, i invent it and give permission. I think at work or by mom, you can use word Hufflepuffing.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

i beer model!


i like to act like a beer model. i like a beer.
i like BEER! see. yes?

3 green tits


three is too many, two is good!

last DAY!

This is last day to work at applebee's. I will NO miss. I have look at list of CRAIG! I think i will buy snowplow! I work like a man. I will plow everyday. People will love me, I AM svolabold.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Lou Diamond Phillips


one HERO i would like to meet! Lou Diamond Phillips

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Stupid fucking dogfish


i go fish in the sound. I KILL! dogfish. i catch hundreds

Friday, August 1, 2008

Amanda Tapping


i not sleep a nod last night, draw a PICTURE of amanda tapping. like a knife slicing the night of sex, look at the eyes.

Lake Chelan, Wa.

i go to vacation in LAKE CHELAN! so nice. i did no bring my cockatiel.

bald eagle coat.


one more nice draw. from the mind of svolabold. YES!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

hit and run

hello! i will be making nice draws
to share with all of my fans (please)
so here is my #1 one first art.


AK 47


Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov, yes. he shit out the big gun known as the Автомат Калашникова образца 1947 года. Or to the rest of us, the AK-47. and then he piss on his balls.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

amanda tapping! PLEASE!

amanda! she can please!

I am not a poet. but poem i write.

She cries, i don't listen
i don't care anymore
the love is gone, nothing there
i dream about other girl
better things, better times
anything would be better than this
its a chore to give her a kiss
not to mention
the hugging, fucking and talking
i cant stand her, when shes here
i don't love her anymore
i don't love her anymore
i don't miss her when shes gone
this has gone on for to long
i find myself hating her
she wants me to listen i don't listen
what do i do, i don't know
i need something better
better than this
better than her
i need something more
more than this
more than her
she sticks around
i don't know why
i wish she would leave
or even die
look at her ass look at her tits
look at her gut look at her lips
she used to look better than this
i almost cry when i wake up
and she is still there
what do i do i don't know
i fool around with other girls
she never knows shes dumb as hell
she used to be my one and only
i used to care i sued to listen
now shes nothing
i don't care i don't listen
when she cries i hide my smile
i let it slip once in a while
she doesn't see it shes dumb as hell
she says she loves me i say o.k.
what else am i supposed to say
look at her cry
look at me lie
she tries so hard
i try not to laugh

-svolabold

computer box magic


so, i am sitting here at my computer box, telling it what to do with my fingers. i do not know why this is happens? help me to know? but is it magic? i do not wish to know. yes.
hello, I am svolabold. yes. you are 17? please, piss on my blog. yes.